Chewing Cloth

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.

Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.

by John Rook July 17, 2020

Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones

Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!

by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019

clothes on sticks

Your dead cause of voodoo run quick

That's voodoo shit run Nigel

Your dead

Clothes on sticks means your posesed

by Voodooshit March 17, 2017

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015

Ironing clothes

Used to describe Gay incest usually referencing head

My cousin really wants to start ironing clothes

by Push my Cushion uwu August 8, 2023

madlove clothing

the ugliest clothing on Instagram. ew.

madlove clothing uses sweatshops and is made from thrifted clothing from homeless shelters.

by rosethron1 January 29, 2020

Chav Clothing

Chav clothing sports attire such as local football team used in London UK areas

Look at that bloke with the chav clothing and the iq reducer.

by TurboDisturbo April 25, 2020