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smiling christopher

a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it

hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
by meaty360 October 23, 2022
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Christopher's Klaus Fuchs in Oppenheimer; from Oliver in 'Argo' to nuclear spy. Same intensity, different era!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's the intense-looking guy playing the spy in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christopher Denham as Klaus Fuchs, the same guy from 'Argo!' He's got espionage in his blood.
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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Christopher

He is a 13 year old boy and he likes o brag about everything especially sports
Christopher likes to brag a lot
by Averie wood November 21, 2019
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Christopher

your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid
christopher is a giant giga chad
by fu,kgvmhvchjjvygjcjm hnhgc m h September 20, 2022
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christopher avila

Christopher Avila is a person that is selfless, intelligent and one of a kind. This type of boy deserves the world and is sweet without even trying the most perfect type of person is Christopher Avila.
“Who’s that cute boy? that walked by right now?”

“ That’s Christopher Avila.”
by yak111 November 20, 2023
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Christopher Franco

This man loves Ashley Campos so much, it’s unreal
Christopher Franco and Ashley Campos just existing*
everyone- you guys are a great couple
by Hdhdbdhrbr May 5, 2022
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Christopher Columbusing

When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
Last night I told my wife that I was going to go Christopher Columbusing on her while she slept.
by NickM808 September 18, 2017
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