by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013
It’s either when you’ve chucked your misso in the dog box or you want to get intimate through lockdown, either way your chucking your carrot through a hole!
Fuck me johnny Boi! The misso is fucking me off again so I’ve chucked her in that ol racoon cage I’ve got down stairs but she won’t stop shouting, so I’ll guess I’ll chuck my carrot through the cage just to shut her gob!
by The Hung Guru August 20, 2020
by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 05, 2021
Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
by KaKrKmKaKmKaKnKdKaKs July 25, 2023
When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".
by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014
When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
by erak September 24, 2008
by DiamondDave75 February 08, 2015