go suck a carrot

Loraz: care to repeat that?
Taron: ah, go suck a carrot, ya freeloader!
Loraz: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
by Stupidly Sophisticated November 28, 2013
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Carrot through the cage

It’s either when you’ve chucked your misso in the dog box or you want to get intimate through lockdown, either way your chucking your carrot through a hole!
Fuck me johnny Boi! The misso is fucking me off again so I’ve chucked her in that ol racoon cage I’ve got down stairs but she won’t stop shouting, so I’ll guess I’ll chuck my carrot through the cage just to shut her gob!
by The Hung Guru August 20, 2020
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STD Carrot Cake

Girls who have STDs

What a stupid MF called me.
You’re such an STD Carrot Cake!”

“Miiiiisss! He called Me an STD Carrot Cake!”
by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 August 05, 2021
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Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)

Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
by KaKrKmKaKmKaKnKdKaKs July 25, 2023
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Japanese Carrot Banging

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".
"Shaq got caught doing the Japanese Carrot Bang in Chicago again."
(Japanese Carrot Banging)
by Gebhart25 May 23, 2014
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Texas Carrot Cake

When a man spreads carrot flavored icing on another persons chest then gets a massive erection and carves the outline of texas into the icing with the tip of his erect penis
yo dude i have some extra carrot flavored icing you wanna give me a slice of texas carrot cake?
by erak September 24, 2008
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snapping your carrot

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!
by DiamondDave75 February 08, 2015
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