Chip Breaking: When a man tries to bust or diminish stuck on crap in the inside of a toilet when peeing.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
This act is for some men is unavoidable. Some men will even try to avoid the so called chips.
Scenerio 1)
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap
Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
Freddy: dude I have to go do some chip breaking
Sam: chip breaking?
Freddy: yea bust of some crap
Scenerio2:
Guy 1: Damn I gave that toilet some of my best chip breaking
guy 2: Whys that?
Guy1: That toilet had some chips stuck that I penatrated with ease.
Guy2: So it been chip broken now?
Guy1: Sparkly as ever.
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Get the Chip police mug.When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."
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