Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016

closet whore

The person everyone loves to fuck but no one admits to it. The one that never gets introduced to friends or relatives. Is frequently taken out and played with but never discussed.

We go out so little I'm starting to feel like a closet whore.

by MizGided July 25, 2022

Closet Bitch

A girl who seems like a good person but really is a bitch undrneath

a girl who is nice to your face but really is a bitch hense closet bitch;brie ebert

by somechickk11 March 30, 2011

chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 12, 2021