A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
by Tramov February 12, 2009
Get the Closet-Goblinmug. Look at that hunk.
Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
spank bank flick the bean
Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
spank bank flick the bean
by Qbaybay October 11, 2013
Get the closet depositmug. A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015
Get the Closet Poptartmug. by Anonymous September 18, 2003
Get the lighting closetmug. A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.
by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021
Get the dog closetmug. A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are
Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”
by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023
Get the Closet-Crushmug. 1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.
by TheOGCC November 7, 2019
Get the closet childmug.