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big brad

the biggest cock on a white male youve ever seen
it was a big brad
by yohin January 15, 2018
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Brad Party

Where you celebrate your graduation and birthday during the same party.
Yo, your Brad Party was fucking lit.
by XxWarcriminalxX April 25, 2021
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Brad

(noun)
1. A man who believes charm can replace accountability, usually emotionally shallow but overly confident. Brad is the grown male equivalent of a Karen, except instead of demanding to speak to the manager, he demands validation, casual intimacy, and no consequences.
2. The kind of guy who flirts while married, sends voice memos no one asked for, and uses phrases like “I just don’t want you to feel uncomfortable” after doing something deeply uncomfortable.
3. A repeat character in emotionally confusing Snapchats. Never the hero—always the subplot you should have skipped.

Symptoms of a Brad:
• Texts “hey” at 11 PM like it’s a love language
• Flirts in secret, but swears it’s “just friendship”
• Calls his relationship “complicated” (it’s not—it’s just him)
• Uses charm, a southern drawl, or gym pics to mask emotional laziness
• Says “I can’t help it” instead of “I’m sorry”
“He said we have a deep connection, but he also said his wife doesn’t know about me. Classic Brad.”
by EmotionalExitStrategy June 18, 2025
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Brad

An Australian male, usually with limited education, who is loud and obnoxious at all times.

A Brad is often found overseas getting into pub fights, chanting Khe Sanh or The Horses at high volume with fellow Brads, causing property damage and generally pissing off the locals.
"Look at those Brads over there chanting Khe Sanh and doing shoeys"
by 10lo October 9, 2022
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Brad dog

My betstue
Brad dog ims my besyt
by CJP503 July 31, 2022
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Bradding

attacking someone for not performing any work, slacking off
Please stop bradding me this early in the morning!
by cmdneo April 19, 2024
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Brad Dull

A person who is an annoying pretentious cunt, who is truly charmless.
Person One: I ran into my old toxic boyfriend yesterday.
Person Two: Which one?
Person One: The most recent one, he's such a Brad Dull.
by TheDeadYeti January 16, 2025
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