Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

Bathroom camping

bathroom camping is when your in the bathroom for long periods of time and u just sit and do anything like maybe smoke or even take flicks or maybe even stare at urself until u don’t look recognizable it’s supper fun but only some understand the comfort of it. lames won’t understand

I’m bathroom camping rn :!:

by Ghostgir1 July 13, 2025

Wet Bathroom

In French underground culture, a public restroom where one can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on.

I paid ten euros to use the wet bathroom at Jason’s bar and no one even pissed on me. It’s the last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025

Wet Bathroom

In underground French culture, a public restroom where people can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on by a stranger.

I paid ten euros at Jason’s bar to use the wet bathroom and no one even pissed on me. Last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025

Bathroom snapper

Someone who can't muster up the courage to snap in class so they take a 'bathroom break' and snap in/on the way to the bathroom. Occasionally when they come back the whole class laughs at them

Nirdo was such a bathroom snapper, did you see his snapscore increased by 300 during that bathroom break!

by frezhly September 11, 2025

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

Higher than bathroom chicken

A state of mind usually induced by large amounts of drugs, more so than when one is deemed higher than giraffe pussy, resulting in decisions analogous to taking a 5 year old chicken found randomly loitering at a gas station where chickens are not usually found, taking said chicken home and locking it up in the upstairs bathroom of your house where it proceeds to shit all over everything for several days, making an impossible mess to clean up 2 days prior to a lease renewal inspection.

Hey, why is he so mad? Shit man, his girl got higher than bathroom chicken and he trying to move.

by Two-handed anaconda October 20, 2025