Barding

(adverb) bar'-ding
1. The exaggeration of something to dynamic proportions.
2. To act as a bard, making one's self look heroic
3. Being stupid to impress friends over trifle.

Person A: "I defeated my enemy in unarmed combat!"
Person B: "Person A got in a tickle fight with his girlfriend. I hear he won this time."
Person C:"Dammit, there he goes, barding again!"

by Squall_of_Lincoln August 4, 2005

burning toast

An act of smoking pot while cooking on the hot line of a kitchen. You burn a piece of toast and put in in the hot window to cover up the smell of the pot being smoked.

Hey guys, it is now 420 and shouuldn't we be burning toast!

by b.groovy July 21, 2008

yearning for a burning

when a girl really wants to get fucked. also see jonesing for a bonesing and teasing for a pleasing

man that girl over there is totally yearning for a burning

by assy mcsluttyballs January 27, 2010

burning shoes

Setting shoes on fire for sexual pleasure.

Burning shoes really makes me horny!

by clogman44 June 13, 2008

burning_arc

Great Guy, Defender of Truth and Justice and Freedom. Hated by criminals and druggies.

burning_arc totally owned those muggers. He then owned those druggies who got so pissed at him when he told them how weak and pathetic they are for not being able to face there problems and instead just run from them through drugs.

by thx_arc April 14, 2006

Burning snowmen

Driving at speeds over 80 miles an hour or what a person with hella sex appeal does

She was burning snowmen, so he was burning snowmen on the way to the motel.

by Dr. Foo April 23, 2008

Burning Snake

When a male or female eats enough spicy food where their poo burns at an excruciating level for a period of time often lasting for an entire day.

I got the burning snake after eating that super spicy burrito.

by fusionboxer February 21, 2009