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Tacos and Bang

1. What you call the activity any time you have sexual acts with someone after having tacos. Usually, going in you know youre going to do this, but tacos and bang can also be claimed retroactively upon discovering this is what you did essentially.
2. When you hookup with a person, knowing they will get slutty for tacos.
3. The name of the activity of having tacos then banging, having oral/anal sex or doing any other kinky sexual things you have planned, post-tacos.
Bro 1: Dude, did you hook up with Becky on your big date last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, dude. We were just gonna do food and talk so I took her to this taco place and she was so happy I got her tacos. After that we headed back to her place and hooked up real quick. ๐Ÿ˜
Bro 1: Dude! That's amazing! I've never actually heard of anyone pulling off Tacos and Bang in real life!
Bro 2: yeah, dude. Tacos and Bang; It's a thing ๐Ÿ˜

Boyfriend: hey, Babe. What do you want to do tonight? (Activity)?

Girlfriend: Nah, babe. Im not feeling like doing much tonight. Just hungry and horny. I'm thinking Tacos and Bang. ๐Ÿ˜Š
Boyfriend: Sweet! Sounds good to me. You're the perfect girlfriend. โ˜บโค๐Ÿ’œ

Girl: Whats youre idea of a perfect date? Walk on the beach? Painting class? Concert?
Guy: Why does everything have to be such a big production these days? Why can't a perfect date just be something like Tacos and Bang?
Girl: OMG! I think I'm wet right right now! You don't know this about me, but I get slutty for tacos. I love them so much! Get me tacos and i will do this Tacos and Bang you speak of.
Guy: ๐Ÿ˜ Another win for Tacos and Bang!

(Works every time...)
by RedheadsFTW June 26, 2016
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Bettie Bangs

Bangs on women that are styled like Bettie Page's bangs. Women in the retro and/or rockabilly scene sometimes style their bangs like this.
"Check out the girl with the nose ring and the Bettie Bangs!"
by Bettieup February 4, 2010
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Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.
Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.
by The Wizzard of Odd February 23, 2011
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super banged

a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.
"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."
by solid g August 4, 2010
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whatchu bang

usually used to ask what gang or group someone is affiliated with
person 1: yo whatchu bang
person 2: blood all day
person 1: that sure is nifty! See ya later you silly fella!
by pinkish_panther October 13, 2022
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flesh bangs

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
by RichardSlinger June 10, 2010
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bang-aid

A term of endearment for viagra or any of the many drug erection helpers. From band-aid used to fix something/anything that appears to be broken.
Older gentleman says to his Sweetie. "Looks like I'm gonna need a bang-aid tonight!"
by EILEEN October 7, 2006
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