Bag it and bang it

Where someone has a great body but an ugly face so you put a bag over their face and bang it.
Bad hoe
ugly doe
bag it and bang it

"Yo look at dat ass"
"Yeah but that face you nasty..."
"Ill just bag it and bang it!"
by BossManD June 08, 2012
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super banged

a feeling of complete hopelessness. when you are so "banged out" that even the mere thought of your every desire is depressing. when you can't even get off the sofa to change the television channel after you accidently left the remote control in the fridge. commonly associated with being stoned or hung over. largely known to affect people with the name benjamin.
"want to hang out?" "i can't. i am super banged right now."
by solid g August 04, 2010
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Bettie Bangs

Bangs on women that are styled like Bettie Page's bangs. Women in the retro and/or rockabilly scene sometimes style their bangs like this.
"Check out the girl with the nose ring and the Bettie Bangs!"
by Bettieup February 04, 2010
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Bang Drunk

Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.

Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"

You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.
"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"

"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"
by MagickDio September 28, 2011
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bang-aid

A term of endearment for viagra or any of the many drug erection helpers. From band-aid used to fix something/anything that appears to be broken.
Older gentleman says to his Sweetie. "Looks like I'm gonna need a bang-aid tonight!"
by EILEEN October 07, 2006
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Gollum Banging

Having sex with a shockingly ugly man in the hope that he will buy you a ring.
Sure, when I gave Danny a handjob, I knew I was Gollum banging, but hell, I'm 32 years old and didn't want to die alone.
by The Wizzard of Odd February 05, 2011
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flesh bangs

Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".

A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!

Flesh bangs?

Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
by RichardSlinger June 09, 2010
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