You’re bald

Stupid, ignorant, not knowing what the fuck 2+2 means.

Hey ump that call was terrible you’re bald!!

by Karen Krusty August 29, 2020

Bald Cene

Juan cene when he says oooh shoot we gotta go bald and then he goes bald

Bald Cene like a melody

by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 20, 2020

bald assclown

A bald headed assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.

by Bil Gener June 1, 2012

Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.

"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"

by Beebo34 February 27, 2023

Bald Ass Mango

A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango

OMG he's so annoying he's built like a bald ass mango

by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023

Bald bull

A boxer from punch out wii Made to troll the player

He is Essentially random And if you don't get a star at the right time you don't get to win

fuck bald bull

by Destoyerofeps March 16, 2023

Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023