You're my Noah

Compliment: When a chick considers you her Noah, as in Allie and Noah in The Notebook

Jeff, you're my Noah

by Jeff May 13, 2005

You're Gay Sir

you may think this is an insult but you are wrong (failure)
when you say "you're gay sir" the other person will hear "good day sir"
and IF they reply with " good day to you too sir" that is what the person will hear... they will not hear "you're gay sir",

don't get mixed up with good day sir

person 1: "you're gay sir"
person 2: "good day to you too sir!"

by The One And Only Daddy Dom! June 15, 2018

You're cat bigender

Will instantly obliterate the target's realm. Cat instantly dies and denied access to both heaven and hell, completely inexistent, and you are no longer considered human. Prepare to die just from reading this.

Blackberry : Yo fuck you man

Cranberry : You're mom gay lol

Blackberry : Ur dad lesbian

Cranberry : Ur granny tranny

Cranberry, slowly dying from obliteration, utters his final spell that will destroy Blackberry : You're cat bigender

by Cranberr¥ March 15, 2018

you're so white

more intense version of you're white

Minh: man... y do u think that you're black.
Colin: cuz i am.
Minh: dude, "Colin" is such a white name
Colin: man, you're so white

by Minh Vu May 31, 2005

you're ducked

really meaning "you're fucked," but in a cute, t9-savvy way that's being brought into actual conversations the way "lol" is now.

Buddy: crap man, my girlfriend caught me cheating on her.
Guy: you're ducked, dude.
Friend: yeah, totally ducked.

by awrobs February 1, 2010

You're shitting me

A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.

You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

you're just jealous

1. A funny way to reply to a quirky or not to offending roast when you're joking around with your friends
2. comeback when someone roasts you or calls you names or is simply making fun of you

3. simple way and funny to shut people up in an argument or when you're messing around with your friends

girl 1; "you're gay"
girl 2; "you're just jealous"
girl 3: LMAOO

boy: why have you dressed up like you're going to a wedding? we're gonna buy groceries dawg
girl: " you're just jealous"

by Elena_ December 24, 2022