“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)
THE END
end of story t7
by nubby gubby June 10, 2018
Get the story t7mug. a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!
kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"
by tsar obama October 26, 2020
Get the duck storymug. A shortened version of villain origin story.
by BadBoySupreme November 29, 2021
Get the Villagin Storymug. A char story is a story which is told with such enthusiasm and humour that you thought the story was going to be interesting, but it ultimately goes nowhere, is underwhelming or pointless.
Char story-
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”
“Lyla just literally said my photos were really cool like wtf. Do you get me?”
“CHARRR STORYYYY”
by Jlha November 21, 2019
Get the CHAR STORYmug. by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021
Get the Story Referencemug. When you post something on your story as bait for a certain someone to reply. Can be a thirst trap, song, place etc.
by Raddie11334 June 8, 2021
Get the Story Baitmug. The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
Get the Grape Storymug.