bender

a hockey player who is absolutely terrible at hockey, and their ankles bend when they skate requiring them to rape their ankles.

eh johnny you see this kid he can’t even skate

(johnny) yeah buddy kids a bender

by pods29 November 29, 2019

Bender

Charlie’s favourite word, if the word bender is said the bender Charlie ascends.

Person 1: yo who’s that bender.
Person 2: oh that’s Charlie.

by Cleveland jr April 3, 2024

The Last Airbiscuit Bender

The Last Airbiscuit Bender
The ability to launch air biscuits around corners to:
A: Allow the receiving party to smell/taste them
B: Blame it on them

Man The Last Airbiscuit Bender proper put me on the spot, I thought they went extinct a 1000 years ago?

by anonymous March 12, 2024

week long bender

v. To get 100% on an exam indicating a
celebration is in order

“I just week long bendered my midterm!!!!!!”

“Don’t even stress. You’re gonna week long bender that chem exam.”

by bender steve June 2, 2025

Plastic Bender

A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.

“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”

by Deadgod December 7, 2023

Bender bum

Bender(ing) or binging for days sometimes months consisting of puke, alcohol breath and cigarettes

“Holy f**k bro that was a wicked binge I just smell like rank bender bum

by Saskatchewanner🐕 May 22, 2024

bit bender

Low man on the computer programming totem pole. Turns other peoples ideas into code.

Stick him in a cubby. He's just a bit bender. We can get those by the bus load.

by kurcules July 27, 2010