Venetian Blind Bender

High quality crystal meth. Named for the user's high level of paranoia, leading to him/her peeking out of the curtains in fear of police, his/her family, imaginary friends/foes or the Illuminati coming to get them and haul them off to jail, rehab, hell, Guantanamo bay, or evict them from where they are squatting. See also: Meth Crystal meth Tina PNP Tweaker People of Wal-mart
Tweaker #1 "Man, I am so fuckin' HIGH, Bro. I can't stop sweating. I'm gonna take apart these two perfectly good toasters, and make one shitty toaster that hardly works."

Tweaker #3 "Ohhhhh kayyyy... Sounds like fun. Hey, where's tweaker #2? Is he scoping for the cops with his night vision goggles and police scanner again? He needs to lay off that Venetian Blind Bender..."
by PhillipHarass January 3, 2018
mugGet the Venetian Blind Bendermug.

Bender

Calling someone a 'Bender' is calling them either bisexual or a gender-bender, and the best thing about this word is that you don't have to decide which one it is! If you use it as an insult for banter without context, it means both simultaneously, meaning that you just cracked out a double whammy of an insult over your mate's head.
Ben: "I just want a cute and sweet girlfriend."

Michael: "I'm cute and sweet."

Ralph: "He said 'girlfriend' Michael you bender."
by SnexuSakesGlaz May 10, 2021
mugGet the Bendermug.

Back-bender sipdip

When you do a back bend over top of a man with your head at his genital area and proceed to suck his d!@%
I'd like to c her try to do a back-bender sipdip on me I bet so she do it for hours.
by Randomgurl12 May 2, 2023
mugGet the Back-bender sipdipmug.

Lipp Bender

An alcohol bender last 2 to 3 weeks.
Damn, Abby’s on another lipp bender. I’m starting to get really concerned with her health.
by Titan boss May 29, 2021
mugGet the Lipp Bendermug.

benderitis

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.
Get away or I’ll catch benderitis
by I’m really funny December 29, 2017
mugGet the benderitismug.

Fender Bender

A sexual position, where the man sits backwards on a woman's face and receives analingus, while simultaneously he 'titty fucks' her breasts.

Also known as the 'Reverse titty fuck' or 'Rusty titty fuck'
Your mom gave me a fender bender last night. or Your mom and I got into a fender bender last night
by Sutts00 October 13, 2014
mugGet the Fender Bendermug.

pin bender

Gay men slamming their dicks together hard enough causing one to bend. Thus creating a winner in the game of gay chicken
by wordsmithCCC February 21, 2015
mugGet the pin bendermug.

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