When a man has sex with a woman from behind and right before he is about to ejaculate, he pulls out a picture of a beardless wizard and places it on her back, then ejaculates on the picture so that his semen appears to be the wizard’s beard.
Guy 1: My new girlfriend is really into D&D and fantasy shit, what can I do to impress her in the bedroom?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?
Guy 2: Have you tried giving her a wizard beard?
by Iced Cooly February 22, 2020
Get the Wizard Beardmug. In the Wizard of Oz:
The scarecrow didn't have a brain
The tin man didn't have a heart
The lion didn't have any courage
The wizard was a phony
The scarecrow didn't have a brain
The tin man didn't have a heart
The lion didn't have any courage
The wizard was a phony
by tye-die April 27, 2006
Get the Wizard of Ozmug. Someone that spends their entire life focusing on elecronics, mathematics, science, and technology but has no real emotional sense- akin to a robot.
by Halo Tricky September 2, 2005
Get the robot wizardmug. by fun monkey verm December 20, 2008
Get the wizard sleevemug. Wizards sleeve is the definition of an oversized vagina, or in other words...a really big deep fanny.
Jim was at the party and shagged a burd with a hole like a wizards sleeve.
Ma ex burd had a wizards fuckin sleeve man, thats why a dumped her.
Ma ex burd had a wizards fuckin sleeve man, thats why a dumped her.
by Hobo Dave January 20, 2007
Get the wizards sleevemug. When I female's private region has been so badly abused, it hangs limply like the sleeve of a wizard's robe.
Man, I heard that Jamie was with Big ol' Beverly last night.
He said when he got finished, her box was tore up like a creepy Wizard Sleeve!
He said when he got finished, her box was tore up like a creepy Wizard Sleeve!
by Shoeshine Boy March 7, 2010
Get the Wizard Sleevemug. A wizards sleeve is a part of a womens labia that sags.one in every three women have one.it is common and said to give more women pleasure during sex. Wizards sleevs gives a girl a longer and more enjoyale orgasm during sex. This is caused by
a: sexual overuseage
B: raped at a young age
C:as age grows so does the skin
a: sexual overuseage
B: raped at a young age
C:as age grows so does the skin
I saw that girls wizards sleeve...it looked fun.
The girl I fucked last night had the nicest wizards sleeve.
Wizards sleeves are enjoyable for boys
The girl I fucked last night had the nicest wizards sleeve.
Wizards sleeves are enjoyable for boys
by sportyhotgirl May 20, 2009
Get the wizards sleevemug.