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Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.
I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.
by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025
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The Soggy Weiner Game

Similar to the soggy bisquit game. But with women. The first woman get a frozen solid hotdog then masturbates with it to orgasm. Then passes it to the next who does the same. Who ever pulls out the limp weiner (defrosted) must eat it.
Oh man, I heard Cheryl had to eat the weiner after playing The Soggy Weiner Game last night.
by Osiris007 December 26, 2023
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Weiner Willy

Getting a girl to lick your weiner which then is shoved into someone’s ear.
Dude let me lick that tip so you can go weiner willy Mrs. Adams ear!
by Beth chezly December 17, 2020
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Weiner's Circle

Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)

If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.
Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.

The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.
by EAFrancis June 5, 2018
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Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.
by Weiner World February 23, 2021
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