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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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Weathered

Man that guy Tre is weathered.
by Swizzzzle June 1, 2018
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Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.
“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”
by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018
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teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.
This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018
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Weatherred

The God of the Weather. People say he knows the history of mankind.
Don’t speak the name of Weatherred
by BanditoTOP1987 November 23, 2021
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weather grandpa

(or grandma if referring to a girl): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, about the weather.

N.B: this term was named based my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather.
everybody hates a weather grandpa, especially when the person doing the complaining is under 40 of age and is driving everyone around them nuts.
by Sexydimma April 10, 2013
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quivering nether weather

The act of a "Gothic" girl being aroused.
The immense wizard caused her quivering nether weather.
by AzCrackZ May 8, 2025
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