Walmartasaurus

Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.

I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.

by aesirfan1963 November 8, 2019

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Walmart

Ikea doesn't like walmart
But lmao

Walmart is a store that doesn't exist in every place lmao

Ikea : walmart u suck man, ikea is better than walmart

Walmart : waht, das n 0t truuuuu

by yes, it's garbage trash can :) October 17, 2019

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Walmen

Walmen is a word that rich snobs use for someone who is smelly.

Bro, stop the walm, my nose is bleeding.

Walmen isn't good, my nose is dying.

by Geurend Mannetje October 18, 2019

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walmart

(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.

Hot take: Castlevania is just walmart Metroid.

by loog noog December 3, 2019

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America's #1 low price leader where a lot of your friends/family shop I'm sure but there are almost always some customers who complain about customer service for example.

Walmart has great prices on a lot of things but the customer service was lousy if yah ask me.

by 0221SAM January 19, 2020

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Walmarted

When you go to Walmart for a few items and end up buying the whole store.

Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.

by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020

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