The act of blowing air into your partner's anus, thus filling the anal cavity with air. Then, the male partner immediately inserts his penis into said partner's anus, thus resulting in a blast of air across the sides of the inserted penis.
Brett giggled as he watched his pubic hair rustle in the wind after giving his girlfriend Susan, a Cincinatti Wind Tunnel.
by Duderman July 19, 2009
by NobodyWest July 29, 2016
Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes
by They call me The Gambler January 14, 2009
colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
Matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. So I'm just standing there with my dick swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl's ass.
by skid mark vz November 17, 2007
Damn bro, you need to "wind your neck in!". Every dude who bumps into your shoulder ain't disrespecting you! Its Mardi Gras bro! I ain't tryna fight nobody! Damn!!!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 27, 2021
you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
by MR.TTT January 11, 2014