vegan shower

When you're eating out a girl and she shits on your head
What's that awful smell? You smell like you took a vegan shower.
by Crown Princess Bitch April 27, 2015
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pesco-vegan

A creature that does not exist. It is impossible to be vegan and eat fish. It is like saying you are an Atheist-Christian.
V- I'm vegan.
PV- Oh really? I'm a pesco-vegan!
V- ?
by finna October 22, 2008
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Vegan Idol

A person who is a very knowledgable, practicing vegan, one that aspiring vegans can look up to for inspiration and guidance.
"Leanne, I'm hungry, what should I eat? You are my vegan idol!"
by Jessica Cox May 06, 2008
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Vegan

Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.
Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow?
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok
by VeganBastard February 02, 2016
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Vegan

(n) a word that pussies use to describe themselves
*completely out of context*: “just letting you guys know that I’m vegan.”
Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”
by ManicVengeance November 06, 2018
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vegan

getting asked where you get your protein like 12 times a day
"If you don't know the difference between vegan's and vegetarian's, a vegan is way more annoying." -

"Shut-up, I don't need meat!" - P. Lawson
by supadupa453098 April 04, 2019
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Vegan

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.
by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017
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