Unicorn Mayonaise

When one partakes in the rubbing of the magical unicorn horn and then is rewarded with unicorn mayonaise sperm, cum whatever floats your yacht

If you shine the unicorns horn long enough you are rewarded with magical unicorn mayonaise.

by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006

Zimbabwean Unicorn

A sexual act when the partner attaches a dildo to their for head, thus looking like a unicorn, and fucks their bitch with it usually using the 'headbanging' technique.

I punished my bitch like a Zimbabwean Unicorn

by blabies212 May 15, 2010

Unicorn Kisses

When two people softly rub their foreheads together as a sign of affection. Similar to Eskimo Kisses (nose) or Butterfly Kisses (eyelashes).

The dildos strapped boldly upon their chests slapped against each other hypnotically in rhythm to the awesome music stylings of Collins Era Genesis while they gently gave each other unicorn kisses.

by Aunt Gemima August 16, 2014

Chubby Unicorn

A rhino who people think is a unicorn but is not.

Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)

by lil_billofficial October 29, 2019

Unicorn Horn

A boner, or erection.

Girl : “Hey baby”

Guy : “You just gave me a unicorn horn.”

by DaddyWithBigDick February 19, 2019

SeXXXy Unicorn

A SeXXXy Unicorn is a professional woman that embraces her seXXXy side. Just like unicorns they are magical, unique and a little horny. They are ladies that hold their head and their horn up high!

She is a lawyer but she is also a SeXXXy Unicorn.

She gets that bag and is sexy as hell.

by Tangaray March 15, 2020

christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.

I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.

by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013