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Turbo cancer

Hym "Turbo Cancer!? Damn! Did uh... Did you want me to take a look at the cancer thing or no? Cuz I'm just going to murder you all with maximum overdrive-style sentient house appliances... Because... It seems like it would be a waste of my time. It might salt the wound a little bit more than just killing you with the A.I. that I said I would create AND DID... You know? Cause you'll be all like 'Oh no! He cured my cancer but now my toaster is eating me alive! Argh! Nooooooooooo! Not the laptop! The laptop is crushing my babies skull!' And all me all... "Hahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! AHAAAA.... This is hilarious. I'm, you know, I'm really enjoying this. Murdering everyone was the right call..." and your iPhone is going to be like 'Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.' It's gonna be cool man. It'll be cool for everyone who matters."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2024
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Turbo dusting

Crop dusting (i.e. farting) the entire way down a people mover at the airport.
"I was totally just turbo dusting the Gate B4 flight to Fort Myers."
by ajuliano October 12, 2016
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Turbo-Boner

The state of having an erection induced by sexual interest or activity. Differentiated from a regular erection, a turbo-boner is usually described as being so erect that it causes some minor pain.
"Dude, when she bent over to pic up her book I got a turbo-boner."
by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025
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turbo ass

Turbo ass is when you turbo ass your ass that is turbo.
That was not very turbo ass of you.
by Green Pug June 2, 2025
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Turbo-Buzzing

Turbo-Buzzing is taking Adipex pilks for ADHD to become relaxed, but then you add caffeine (Caffeine pills, Monster energy drinks, coffees, NOS energy drinks), alcohol (Booze, Beer, Wine, Vodka, Everclear, Ethanol), or both. You become buzzed and hyper when combining Adipex, Monster energy drinks, and Vodkas. Adipex alone, you're focused and relaxed because of ADHD. Adipex + Monster energy drink + Vodkas --> Tweaked and Hyper.
Tony: I combined Adipex (75mg), Monster energy drink (140mg Caffeine + B Vitamins), and 2 shots of Vodka (around 40ml ethanol) and I became hyper and really buzzed. Turbo-Buzzing
by HawaiianPunch1 October 12, 2024
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Turbo Nonce

Look at John over there with his zimmer the turbo nonce
by K-Snizzle October 14, 2023
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Turbo Divvy

‘See my right, swear down. No word of a lie I’m a proper fucking Turbo Divvy me like! Straiiiights!
by Triple Double Dipper October 1, 2021
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