He has a brown kind of chinky eye. He doesn't like being called Troi coz he said it's overused that's why he prefers it when u call him Karlo (but I don't tf?) He loves watches and definitely a sneakerhead. Also a gym addict. Tho he loves his girlfriend more than his shoes and watches. He's an amazing person. Loves to show you off. He loves to flirt with his girl especially in public because he wants them to know that his girl is his only. He can be really jealous at times for some reason his girl finds it cute. He knows how to dress up. He knows his style. He has this intimidating aura that when people look at him it's either they get scared or they'd think that he's mean. BUT, on the contrary, he's a sweet, loves cuddles, loves to surprise and compliment his girl type of person. He is everything. He is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. The girl who marries him is the luckiest btch in the world and I AM THAT BTCH YES I TF AM.
Troi Karlo has a big butt that his girl loves to squish every time she sees them.
Where do you get your Troi Karlo? i wanna have one
Oh to have a Troi Karlo in life
Where do you get your Troi Karlo? i wanna have one
Oh to have a Troi Karlo in life
by unknown.01 November 23, 2021

by Adujasty343 May 23, 2025

A fake name to give to the cops,used by Graf writers in 1990s, Sydney. Also given to 1 hour photo stores, when getting snaps of panels developed, in case the photo guy narked on you.
Cop: “You’ve got a lot of spray paint in your bag for someone on their way home to paint their bike. What’s your name “?
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.
by Troy Emmons May 8, 2018

by ~QS~ March 13, 2016

The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's not popular, but has his own group of friends. He has that smile that you can't help but fall for. He is the perfect height, not too short, not too tall. He is the kind of guy that only certain girls want because he keeps his amazing personality hidden. He always styles his hair the same, but it's always perfect. Only the smart ones want him in their life.
Brooke: Hey, who's that guy over there, hes really cute.
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)
by Brooke Besson May 23, 2019

by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014

One bad ass motherfucker that drives around in a blue evo and great at sex no matter how small his fuck is
by pussy destroyer 12 32 March 11, 2017
