Tristan

Tristan is a guy that works in tech and has herpes. Be careful

Omg, i went on a date with a TRISTAN, 2 weeks later….. i found out i TRISTAN gave me herpes.

by tatertashie October 13, 2023

Tristan

A Jew whomst gang gangs everyday, blows smoke like fog machine and flexes on niggas with a beat of Timb wallet

"Is that THE nigga Tristan?"
"Hell yeah gang shit"

by ThatNiggaGangShit April 18, 2018

Tristan

The sexiest guy alive. If you even get to talk to or look at someone names Tristan, consider yourself lucky. Because you’re a lucky ASS lady to be able to love a guy named Tristan. He’s got a nice, plump booty and a sexy ass face.

Did you see that sexy ass face over there???

“Yeah, that has to be a Tristan”

by Ladyladyfriendddd July 28, 2018

Tristan syndrome

A waste of pengness

Girl "hes so peng omg"
Boy "yeh but he has tristan syndrome"

by Sophie turner November 27, 2019

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025

Tristan

Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.

Oh, who snapchatted you?

Tristan
Gross.

by JS57 December 4, 2018

Tristan Steiner

An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristan Steiner is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristan Steiners will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.

Man, that guy is such a Tristan Steiner! I wish I could be like him.

by Amnotrajivsugardaddy June 6, 2023