Touch mickey

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock

I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys

by Big mama mar May 6, 2020

Tempted to touch

The need to touch someone or something. Especially referring to unwanted touching.

Andrea: lol so that drunk guy kept trying to dance with u all night
Jnet: yeah man he was tempted to touch w his drunk self

or

a guy keeps poking or tickling Jnet
she tells him "God stop being so tempted to touch!!!"

by Jnet823 January 18, 2010

touche bag

(tOOsh-bag)-(n.)-in reference to the french word touche, it refers to an individual who is too much of a pompus ass to just accept defeat and must instead get the last word in stating, "touche."

That Nick Austin sure is a touche bag.

by nick6 November 27, 2006

touching cloth

When one has left it far too long before having a shit and the brown toad slips out early

Oh fuck, I'm going to have to leave you, as I think I'm touching cloth

by Mikey Ross July 26, 2003

poop touch

poop touch is deadly disease that when someone has it everyone runs away from that person, until they can pass it on to someone else

you got the poop touch

by redlion May 28, 2014

Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.

ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.

by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020

Touch Football

A sexual innuendo for fingering a girl or a handjob on a dude

Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.

Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)

by sharpieee October 21, 2010