exhaustive diarrhea

literally shitting yourself to death.

- She was sitting on the toilet with explosive diarrhea. Ten minutes later, she died, still on the toilet.

- "Dude i drank water polluted to coliform bacteria and experienced the worst case of exhaustive diarrhea ever."

by Spoff03 August 18, 2011

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Hyper Diarrhea

When the super big brown comes out

Man one: "I shitted a big brown out of my horrible ass"
Man one: "Hyper Diarrhea"

by spegt December 24, 2022

Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea

When you eat food at Dunkin Donuts and you have diarrhea after you eat the food there.

Rodridgo and Stephanie had the Dunkin Donuts Diarrhea today and they were shitting for 45 minutes straight in the Dunkin Donuts bathrooms and made a huge ass mess all over the toilet with diarrhea all over the bathroom stall. All of the employees had to clean their mess up and Rodridgo and Stephanie went to Walgreens to buy Pepto Bismol because their diarrhea was severe and they both went home smelling like gorilla shit and they had to take 3 hour showers.

by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 25, 2022

Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"

by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023

Diarrhea

Diarrhea is the sensation you get when you just ate 10 metric shit tons of Taco Bell for lunch.

"I love Taco Bell diarrhea in my burritos!"

by Stufffromjosh January 2, 2020