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meat jun

An extremely floppy giant brown labia with overlay of unknown yellow substance.

Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.

Origin:Island of lanai
Man 1: That bitch looks fine!

Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.

Man 1: why?

Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!

Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!
by Popolobear October 22, 2013
mugGet the meat junmug.

meat silo

I took that broad home and jammed my meat silo up her snatch
by BERKingOff December 5, 2010
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Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak
Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.
by Doc Starr November 28, 2021
mugGet the Meat sheetsmug.

Squeeze Meat

To Shit. Taking a big old shit. Ass blasting.
I’ll be right back. Gonna run squeeze meat.

I barely made it to the shitter to squeeze meat.

I had to leave the meeting I was in to run squeeze meat.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
mugGet the Squeeze Meatmug.

Meat Fence

A man who is posing as a friend of an eligible single woman.

He is typically circling the perimeter of her life and does things like pay for her dinner, drive her kids to shcool, or flirt on her Facebook page in order to "keep out" the attentions of men who would actually like to date or touch her. Sometimes he even writes songs about her. He is beyond protective, discreetly jealous, and has the ability to swoop in and destroy the possibility that his single woman friend will become involved with another man from any distance. He is the ultimate cock blocker.
"You freakin' Meat Fence! I would be in a great relationship (with a man who will actually touch me) right now if you hadn't posted lies about our hot night in Vegas on my Facebook page.."

See also: cock block, cockblock, cock blocking, cock blocker, cocknlocker
by sokansas November 25, 2011
mugGet the Meat Fencemug.

field meat

The chunks of grass and dirt that get caught in a football player's helmet.
"Did you see that tackle? he came up with some serious field meat"
by DebbiT October 12, 2006
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Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.
"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."
by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020
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