Test Drive

To engage in sexual intercourse with the sole intention of gaining information to aid with decisions.

Alex likes to test drive other woman, ultimately looking for an acceptable replacement of his current partner.

by LAJVXO January 5, 2020

poop test

The Testing of Whether or not one enjoys the passing of a massive hard poo, signifiying that the anal cavity has been stimulated. Oh that also makes you a total fag for likin havin it in your butt.

"Dude have you ever taken one of those dumps that felt SOO good after its out?"
"dude thats the poop test! You love the cock!"

by Shits N. GIggles October 2, 2006

Glaucoma Test

When you're having 69 with a chick and she farts in your eye.

Dude, I was doing 69 with this chick when she gave me the ol' Glaucoma Test. Nearly ralphed right there.

by ABerg September 8, 2006

Earthquake Test

This is only a test. Had this been an actual earthquake, your stream of pee would wave to and fro and back and forth in front of you.

In the event of an actual Earthquake, you would probably have peed yourself without getting to a urinal first.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004

Rorschach Test

A metal/industrial band from the 1990's, lead singer by the name of James Baker. Baker graduated from a seminary school, and turned to music after being defrocked for heresy. They made three albums, "The Eleventh" in 1996, "Unclean" in 1998, and "Peace Minus One" in 2000. Their lyrics centered around Sex, Crime, Prejudice, and Politics. Very much worth listening to if you like industrial music, and if you can find an album.

That Tulsa cop was looking offended when I blasted Peace Minus One by him at the light.

Don't put in the SOAD or Korn cd again... lets hear some Rorschach Test!

by Oddman1980 April 13, 2009

picture test

on a dating/social media site, what others think of and how they perceive the selfie on your profile.

what is it to Louis XIV if i passed someone's picture test and they messaged me or not; beauty is in the eye of the beholder when we meet in real life.

by Sexydimma October 10, 2014

The Edwards Test

An experiment to test the durability of an object, which involves suspending the object upside down

"I'm not sure if my models glue will hold together, I'll do the Edwards Test".

by Dunn3 April 8, 2020