soap slapper

A person which puts his penis in a soap bottle and masturbates by shoving it up and down.

I can imagine Jeffery being a soap slapper, what a freak!

by Heisenberg308 August 03, 2024

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.

Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke

by Dickfarted May 11, 2024

soap frogs

I don't actually know what I am doing

person1: hey ur cool
person2: aha sOAp fRoGS

by bigoofmomentmydude March 22, 2020

Slow Soap

A dramatic production that presents all the tropes of television soap operas but is performed at half the speed and often filmed with a shallow depth of field.

The show wan a gazillion accolades but was basically a slow soap rom-com.

by dizzyvision September 30, 2022

Pushing Soap

The act of buggery committed by a larger dog on a smaller one

Best rescue Snoopy Bro, here comes Bruno and he's got his eye in for pushing soap

by winkelTossa September 08, 2019

soap gum

gum that has gone through the washer and makes you hyper.

Did you have soap gum today? You are hyper.
Why does this gum taste weird? It went through the washer.

by weirdo 6666777755440 May 25, 2011

Unwrap the soap

Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.

"Hey, Mike, I need some milk, so I'm going to the shops"

Unwrap the soap. ffs

by Sean in Dublin November 23, 2007