Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

by pyrocycle October 28, 2008

PADS

Pass/ passing as Deadstock

selling these joints, PADS for retail.

by lilchigga June 16, 2018

Landing pad

The flat area that your pants make near your crotch when you spread your legs; also can be used in place of lap

"c'mon gurl, come land on my landing pad.

by IcedaBurg May 22, 2012

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

The Pad

where the lads are on and if you walk past you gotta look straight. everyone else is scared of the pad and their massive slongs especially willy t. the place where charlie folds and gabe gets taken advantage of be careful of the might mat cuff doing a haka tho

oh shit the albino rhino and the silver back gorilla are having rumbles at the pad again lets hope the albino doesnt be gay again

by willy t and kasey November 25, 2020

splash pad

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

by Careili April 5, 2010

thigh pad

A way to describe someone with a lot of cash in their pocket, looking like they’re wearing football pads but it’s just money

Boy got a thigh pad

by iiirookie June 18, 2024