Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025

Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.

Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!

by 3pips May 3, 2018

UD stalker

Someone who goes on a UD profile and sees what defintions someone makes
e.g: Hayden, Alex, Gabe

UD Stalker: Why'd you define "GRETCHDAPP" on Urban Dictionary?
Smurkio: Oh my god, leave me alone

by Smurkio February 24, 2025

stalker killer ghost

When your boyfriend is an ex-sniper and will not take no for an answer track you down no matter where you run to even if you’re a TrackStar. 2. A drug induced game of cat and mouse, for no apparent reason other than what they believe in their head.

My ex boyfriend stalker killer ghosted me to my unknown aunts location.

by KillerGhost918 November 20, 2022

Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009