Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme

"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."

by Hairlok September 06, 2022

personal problem

a problem that you can fix by yourself :)

Person A: “bro i just spilled ketchup on my shirt”
Person B: “personal problem :|”

by samr4t April 12, 2021

side problem

When someone or something isn't worth your time, but you still have it or them.

You are too busy with your other problems to worry about me, I guess I'm just your side problem.

by ajgrande November 09, 2014

Looking Problem

Someone who has a looking problem likes to look and/or have feelings for someone of the same gender as themselves. Not quite a lesbian/gay, but you get the point.

"Becca has a serious looking problem"
"I know, but it's not like she is a lesbian."

by badassgirl January 30, 2011

Non-problem

Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem

Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."

by Justadreamr July 11, 2015

PC Problems

When you’re gaming with your friends online and you feel a sudden urge to masturbate

“Sorry lads, I got disconnected due to pc problems”

by MouseStew October 19, 2020

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023