Skip to main content

Ditch

A colloquialism for a gay man. Likely started by combining Dick and Bitch. Most often used in a positive or self deprecating way. Similar use to women refer to their friends as “Bitch” or “Bitches”
“I woke up in a ditch this morning
“I’m only going if the Ditches go”
“Ditch, please”
by Cannit May 31, 2025
mugGet the Ditchmug.

ditched-n-missed

Refers to the national term, ditch-which is to leave. Refers to the term miss-which is overlooking or passing up. Ditched-n-missed refers to dropping an ex-lover and moving forward to another just to aggaravate the past lover by not acknowledging him.
Girl, I just ditched-n-missed that fool. He be calling me and I just ignore him; I'm over him.
by Lynnj85 July 26, 2010
mugGet the ditched-n-missedmug.

Digital Ditch

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.
Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this

Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*

Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!
by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009
mugGet the Digital Ditchmug.

ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.
Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.
by LionWhiskers February 28, 2013
mugGet the ditch divingmug.

Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.
Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle
by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023
mugGet the Ditch Picklemug.

Ditch Wine

Liquor of such poor quality that it should be consumed while in a ditch because you will inevitably end up in one anyway
All he could afford was some ditch wine.

Well liquor is ditch wine.
by Marchaverage May 4, 2021
mugGet the Ditch Winemug.

Ditch

- to not join friends or abandoning someone
He has decided to ditch his friends to sleep like a bitch
by Ryan garcia October 11, 2021
mugGet the Ditchmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email