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Schlong Covid

The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."

According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.

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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
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Covid-25

"I just got diagnosed with Covid-25, don't know why they had to stick something up my nose to figure that out."
by Namelessyeti April 16, 2020
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Hangover Covid

Hangover Covid (COVID aka Coronavirus Disease) is a symptom one experiences the morning after getting blackout drunk similar to a regular hangover and may subside for a few days. It's most common in people who think they had COVID but most certainly did not, and are now telling everyone they know that they survived the most infectious disease of 2020. Generally done for no other reason that to make an excuse that why felt slightly sick or to impress their peers.
"Yo, I got blackout drunk with my buddies from out of town and the next day I swear I had COVID."
"Did you take a test?"
"Nah but my headache lasted a few days and my nose was stuffed up for a bit."

"Bro you had hangover covid."
by cheesyfeet December 3, 2020
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Covid Boy

A boy who spreads Covid wherever he goes.
Jack: Ew look its Covid Boy, stay away from him he will give you Covid
by AlBro666 January 22, 2022
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COVID couture

How we've all learned to dress and accessorize in 2020. Includes wearing pajama bottoms with shirts on Zoom calls, wearing the same clothes from day to day, and selecting our COVID masks to complement our COVID wardrobe.
"Did you notice John wearing the same shirt on all the calls this week? That's pushing the boundaries of COVID couture."
"So much for dressing up! I'm all for COVID couture from here on."
"Her mask is beautiful and raises the bar of COVID couture."
by wannabe skibum December 27, 2020
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Covidally Correct

Adj; marked by or adhering to scientific & medical recommendations pertaining to decreasing the spread of the Covid 19 pandemic.
Most of the attendees at the Trump rally & RNC weren't Covidally Correct with the lack of face masks & close seating
by A1one August 27, 2020
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Covid-19

Jim: Dude my grandmother got Covid-19 and died!
Jeff: Well, it os the boomer remover.
by sjyhgfgdrgtuykhngff March 20, 2020
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