Benjamin. Really? You really are the king of average. The prince of irrelevant. The knight of useless and the soldier of weird.
by Darwizzi the pizzi February 16, 2023

Someone that everyone loves because he is the nicest person you’ll meet. He is also extremely funny (although that might just be due to people laughing at his lisp) and never makes thing about himself. He’s extremely handsome and tall and has an obvious resting bitch face, however once you start talking to him he is warm and goofy and fucking weird. He has the nicest eyes EVER and has a noticeably nice smile which will light up any room he walks into. He is mysterious and deep which makes him seem unapproachable and is full of surprises like his intelligence and skills when it comes down to his tongue.
“Benjamin is so fit”
by Mary483 December 23, 2022

A great friend and quite nerdy however horrible with people of the opposite gender. He will try his best to gain a partner however will almost always be rejected. Despite this he will try again and again in desperation.
by Ivn:D January 9, 2023

by BadThingsALot June 5, 2022

benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022

by quotely July 28, 2021

Usually Benjamin's are very outgoing, but only when they are comfortable. Some aren't the most attractive, though some are. They're very kind when you get to know them, and 90% of the time, their hair is DARK. They're also taller a lot of the time. Most Benjamin's refer to the name Ben, and they are the definition of a comedian. They are so easy to fall in love with, because they are such amazing people. Ben's are chaotic and lead a duck army. Ben's are the type to type narratives about themselves being a captain on a ship in their fourth grade class. Ben's are the balance everyone needs, and they always remeber the little things. Be with Ben's, their red flags are minimal.
Student 1: "There's a new kid. I think his names Benjamin"
Student 2: "Definitely befriend him, and try to remeber he may be Ben for short"
Student 2: "Definitely befriend him, and try to remeber he may be Ben for short"
by Skaddsthe56th November 21, 2023
