Truck Testa

A hybrid term between Chuck Norris and Chuck Testa the taxidermist, it was initially used with no actual sense to mean a greasy truck, but turned into a long ass version of saying nope. Sometimes abbreviated as TT or "double T"
1. "Let's take Truck Testa to go pick up bitches tonight", in which you respond with , "Nope, Truck Testa" or "That's a double T".
by Falcon691 May 21, 2013
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cunt truck

A really big cunt: Male or female, a person who has to "one up" their "bitch" status, usually out of jealously and selfishness or the need for attention. A person who cannot be happy for someone else's happiness.
"Shelly was so jealous about her sister's trip to Hawaii, she wouldn't even take her to the airport. What a cunt truck!"
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Donkey Truck

Donkey Truck, Donkey Truck-ed, Donkey Truck-ing,

When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.

A common fool.

A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.

(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.
by Kimba82 May 12, 2023
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Vending Truck

When you don't remember the word food truck you might call it a vending truck because you are stupid.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Someone smarter "idiot it is not called a vending truck"
Everyone with a brain "hahaha idiot"
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fire truck

This is a game where someone says "say fire truck when you want me to stop", Then they do something to you.. then when you say "RED LIGHT", they say "fire trucks don't stop at red lights".
guy: wanna play fire truck?
girl: sure, but what is it,
guy: say red light when you want me to stop

girl: okay..?
guy: *puts hand up thigh*

girl: RED LIGHT 😟
guy: fire trucks don't stop at red lights >:,)
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Dump Truck

Brendon: Woah Emily has a fat ass!
Jim: Yea she has a dump truck!
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tomato truck

The tomato truck is coming to tuna town! or The tomato truck just hit me broadside!
by Teresa McLeod October 25, 2007
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