Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.

Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."

by ejo10 January 05, 2012

Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire

How the year 2020 might appear when viewed from above.

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:
01-07-20 {or "2020 07 Jan.", or even "January 07, Twenty Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my DJI Phantom 3 standard FPV Drone to my website.

by Telephony December 09, 2019

Tired as a big dick bat

Joke from the Kyle Kinane special: Trampoline in a Ditch.

He references a bat species with a huge dick, flying around trying to "think unsexy thoughts" cuz "I don't have the cardiovascular system" to support their huge dick while flying.

Just worked a 12 hour shift and I'm as tired as a big dick bat.

by JackReed January 06, 2023

fish'n for boots n' tires

Kind of like fishing for compliments, this is someone who "Fishes" in the same way but for criticism. People do this to build sympathy from others and depict themselves as a victim. Often times, it's obviously fake. btw, the "Boots" and the "tires" can be used interchangeably.

"Omg Cathy keeps fish'n for boots n' tires. I can't believe people are falling for this."

by lolurbanisfunny January 13, 2020

South Boston tire wash

Taking a piss on someones tires, or in extreme situations, on their car door handles.

Some dumbass parked too close to me and opened his door onto my car. So I gave him a South Boston tire wash.

by JoseTartabull's Arm September 23, 2015

38-hour tired arc

A reference to when Tubbo stayed in bed for 38 hours straight and called it a tired arc.

He was incredibly dehydrated and it messed him up immensely; Ranboo threatened to block him (on stream) if he didn't take care of himself

Frederick: where've you been?
Me: I've just finished my tired arc.
Frederick: How long?
Me: 38-hours.

Frederick: Damn... Tubbo much...
John: You did a 38-hour tired arc? are you alright dude?
Me: no

by eleispoggers March 31, 2021

You Poppin My Tires

it means when someone says some BS or capppin

Sum1:Lil Pump's better than juice wrld

You:Yea You Poppin My tires

by vLoneHBK- July 29, 2021