The Mega Man

You put your whole fist inside a Womens anus

While fist is inserted you hum the Dr Willy stage theme from Mega Man 1

Bro. This girl wanted “The mega man” from me on our first date. That hoe is for the streets

by Mr Knight July 8, 2022

Stan the Potato Man

A character who appeared on one episode of Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men. The most popular out of all the minor characters in the Bill and Ben series. Spoke with a West Country accent and done quite a delightful dance when ever he sang his world famous song.

#I am Stan the Potato Man, find a better if you can. You will never never see another potato quite like me.#

by Tricko July 25, 2006

Kénji The Pizza Man

Literally the fucking incarnate of God's Holy will. He has the magic ability to deliver pizza to anyone in the known universe. His pizza company is rather special being named "Pizza Nut". His Pizza is made of the finest Tiddy milk dough harvested from the most organic anime girls. Don't get him mad cause he'll eat your ass through your mouth then steal your toenail collection jar. His side abilities include being a complete fucking nuisance, kik findering thots, and fucking over everyone in a general area.

Customer: "Ay yo gimme one of them Large Tiddy Milk Dough extra furry meat Pizza, extra mayonnaise on that bitch"

Kénji The Pizza Man: "Yeah Yeah Homie I gotchu bitch I'll be there in a couple weeks"

by Kénji Lescara March 13, 2019

the shit man

demon in the night who deposits a foul smell in your mouth leaving shit smelling morning breath

I think the shit man has visited you this morning quinney

by edd331188 January 4, 2009

Joe Shit The Rag Man

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.

Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.

by Tooba November 28, 2007

the jesus man

that scary guy that stnads round skipton tellin you that jesus loves u n forces u into taking a leaflet

scary guy: jesus loves u
me: does he!?!
scary guy: yes here take a leaflet
me: but uve already given me about 20

by emma101 April 10, 2005

shit man the barbarian

an ugly harry dirty shit for brains person or just the stupidest uglyest person you've ever seen...

we were all going to go to the party untill shit man the barbarian called the cops.

man they have shit man the barbarian working at BK.

by nick,lupe.conan March 15, 2008