Toaster Mage

Master of the ? and eating gourmet legos. Impressively strange....likes to say "I see" alot. Without Toasty I would not know of Chef Brian or the demented cartoon movie.....My life would be much less interesting.....

toastermage: o.o
toastermage: unusual
toastermage: class LevelMod(wxPanel):
def __init__(self,parent,id):
wxPanel.__init__(self,parent,id)

self.lvlbx = wxComboBoself,1, pos=(50,10),style=wxCB_READONLY)
for num in range(1,201):
self.lvlbx.Append(str(num))

by Smoke the Hucast May 9, 2005

Bath and toaster

Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up

I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.

by Ianyourgod April 12, 2022

toaster strudel

When a man ejaculates on a woman's pussy and has to clean it up by eating it

Person 1: I heard Vinny fucked Hayden and came all over her pussy
Person 2: Did he toaster strudel her?
Person 1: Yeah! He ate all of it off of her

by Slim veezus September 22, 2016

Toaster

Delicious way to unalive oneself.

" OH man, I am so hungry, I'm gonna take a toaster bath"

by Toaster bath enjoyer December 2, 2024

toaster mcgee

Something you can call someone when they ruin a moment

This guy: Hey man, whats up, havent seen you in a long time.

That guy: Ran over a cat on the way here

This guy: way to ruin the mood toaster mcgee

by WiseGuySab April 10, 2017

Toaster Foamer

Someone who has a strong interest in toasters and foams at the mouth at the thought of them.

I was at the diner and I asked for my bread toasted and the waiter was a toaster foamer. And foamed at the mouth

by Simon8089 October 21, 2025

Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide April 7, 2018