Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.

“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”

by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.

It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather

by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019

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by Adujasty343 July 15, 2025

Under-weathered

Past tense of being under the weather.

He was quite under-weathered for a couple of years after he lost his wife.

by ptyinssndksbrbra October 11, 2022

Psychedelic Weathering

Natural wear in material objects due to psychedelic properties in nature.

Dude, check out the psychedelic weathering on that stick.

by Psychedelic weathering August 22, 2020

Weather man

Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3

Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.

Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.

P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game

P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.

by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021

Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023