When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
by CreditToStefan December 7, 2016
Get the stank n' wankmug. To put stank on the source code is to modify any electronic or mechanical object so that it alters the items original function.
Person 1: dude, are you watching gay porn on the head unit in your car?
Person 2: yeah man, I dropped some stank on the source code, and now my car dashboard streams porn 24/7
Person 2: yeah man, I dropped some stank on the source code, and now my car dashboard streams porn 24/7
by Honk McDoodle May 28, 2023
Get the Stank on the source codemug. A stank Puss volley is when in Football/soccer the corner quick taker specifically aims the ball outside of the box so a waiting player can attempt to volley it in
lets goooo, Baby icon Michal Essien just stank pussed that bitch top bins. the guy is in spain without the s right now what a Stank Puss Volley
by Kade has AIDS January 14, 2022
Get the Stank Puss Volleymug. A place where carpets go when they have too
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!
"oh, rodeny piddle stank towns are the worst"
"I know what you mean elizabeth piddle stank town are worse than chicken coops!"
"I know what you mean elizabeth piddle stank town are worse than chicken coops!"
by Friesn'Burger April 4, 2009
Get the piddle stank townmug. Stinky vomit, bad-smelling and repulsive puke, what you might be lying in, with an empty bottle of Yukon Jack or Southern Comfort still in your hand, after a one-man New Year's Eve party.
So I get back from my date with Belzebub with what's left of my dignity and what do I find? Carol, my roomie passed out under the toilet bowl in a pool of her own regurge-o-stank. Lord, give me strength.
by UCSteve January 20, 2017
Get the regurge-o-stankmug. when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there
Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?
I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf
.. two periods later ..
Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf
.. two periods later ..
Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*
by ligilakename10940839 March 15, 2023
Get the Tuna Noodle Stankmug. When having sex, a girl puts her finger in the guy’s ass, pulls it out, and pokes him in the eye with the same finger.
by Joey 7-11 March 2, 2022
Get the Stank-Eye Davemug.