Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

The Navy SEAL Burger

Order an Macca's Hamburger (Beef= Land) and an McCkicken burger(Bird = Air) and a Fillet o Fish burger (Fish = Sea). Take two of the insides of burgers and and then to third burger inside and close the bin. Now you have a Land, Air and Sea made delicious secret weapon.

They should but the Navy SEAL Burger on the MacDonald's secret menu.

by Mohaf March 11, 2024

The Third Seal

Li stirr the third seal

unliminal message

the third seal is famine

by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021

seal

A type of hold you have on a person. For example, having sex with a girl can create a certain hold on a girl that makes her attached to you.

Yeah, I took her out to the movies. I definitely got a seal on her

by apwiz February 9, 2020

Seal Sneeze

When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.

Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish

James was having sex with his tinder date when she Seal Sneezed on his Balls.

by jwbreezyeasy June 20, 2022

Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.

"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"

by Domslay June 8, 2022

Emperor Seal

Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon on the X social media platform.

Emperor Seal is the Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon.

by Emperor Seal November 29, 2023