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the suigi problem

A phenomenon in the Super Mario 64 speedrunning scene in which the runner Suigi holds all major world records across the five core categories — 0-Star, 1-Star, 16-Star, 70-Star, and 120-Star — raising concerns about competitive stagnation and the sustainability of the game’s speedrun meta.

Speedrunning communities often rely on rivalry, specialization, and the ever-present possibility of an upset to remain vibrant. The Suigi Problem disrupts this balance. Suigi’s total dominance across every major category breaks from the long-standing tradition where different runners excel in different niches — some mastering the glitch-heavy short categories, others grinding the endurance-based long runs.

By conquering every category, Suigi not only redefined what individual mastery looks like, but also inadvertently diminished the competitive drive for others. With no world records left to chase, top runners face a choice: try to dethrone a near-flawless reign, or move on. As a result, the Suigi Problem has come to symbolize a paradox in speedrunning — where perfection, once achieved, may end the very competition that created it.
“This isn’t just a sweep — it’s the Suigi Problem. There’s nothing left to beat.”
“Unless GTM can do it, SM64 might need a whole new meta to survive the Suigi Problem.”
by joeyishna October 3, 2025
mugGet the the suigi problemmug.

Heart Problems

When somebody got unlucky when it comes to being born functionally. (NOT NORMAL!!)
Hey, have you met that kid from school who only eats peas?

Yeah, I heard his heart only beats once a day due to his heart problems. Treat him nicely, I think he bites.
by Crystopal September 7, 2022
mugGet the Heart Problemsmug.

problem

1. Taylor Swift (she says it)
im a swiftie so i like her even if shes the problem

2. me
im the worst problem ever
i do whatever the hell i want, no cap
u cant stop me evr
person: omg its Mi$ha, shes such a problem
my boyfriend: yes she is, shes a bad bitch
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
mugGet the problemmug.

Masz jakiś problem?

A phrase used by Dresiarze.

(Polish) Literally means "got any problem?". Usually used by Polish Dresiarze when they want to fuck you up for no reason. When hearing this phrase in Poland from a criminal-looking guy in a tracksuit, better run away.

It is mostly used as a whole sentence, without any additions, but sometimes you can hear a one-to -two word insult at the end, like "debilu" or "pierdolony cwelu".
Masz jakiś problem?
by PabloBro March 22, 2021
mugGet the Masz jakiś problem?mug.

The Problem

In what way am I the problem Anna? Is it wrong-think? Is it wrong-speak? Is it not loving the Jews enough or is it deriding the people who dehumanized and belittled me? What? Is it "Not all women" now? Is it weaponized schizophrenia isn't the line, you get to draw the line?
Hym "I'm not confused about what is happening here. I laid it out in great detail. I explained why it was wrong and probably illegal. I said it would get people misdiagnosed and/or murdered. I said people would likely kill themselves. I said it would be used as a pretext to steal my success from me. And... ALL OF THAT IS HAPPENING! THE ONLY GOOD THING HAPPENING IN RESPONSE TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS NOT THE RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME BUT RATHER THE NATURAL BYPRODUCT OF ME BEING BETTER (WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING EXCEPTION) THAN FUCKING EVERYONE! The problem here is not that I won't lower myself to be your equal, it's that one of us is never wrong and the other is having professional level glass-blowers who have the glass-blowers diseases vigorously puffing smoke up your ass while the creator of AI deteriorates in front of everyone live."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
mugGet the The Problemmug.

Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detected

When you try to log into urbandictionary.com and accidentally back go back to the google login page after logging into google
Kevin: "here we go, logged in... crap, I went back a page into google login again... guess I'll enter my Gmail"
urbandictionary.com: "
Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detected
"
by Khumpa March 25, 2023
mugGet the Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detectedmug.

you have problems

When someone is weird or indicted to something that can be real or fake.
You have problems with smoking you do it so much.
by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018
mugGet the you have problemsmug.

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