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Children

Other wise know as kids, children, are little demon spawns from hell who's only objective in life is make yours into hell.
They are usually found yelling, screaming, crying, a mixture of all three, or torturing someone with their questions that you're not allowed to answer.
Person A: woah you look like shit what happened?
Person B: I was babysitting a couple of kids (children)
Person A: Understood.
by Sunny118 November 21, 2018
mugGet the Childrenmug.

Listen to them. Children of the Night. What music they make.

Dracula’s quote to Jonathan Harker after he invites him into the castle & to dinner. This is him appreciating the howls of the wolves he controls with his powers outside.
Listen to them. Children of the Night. What music they make.
by Superjuliam March 23, 2024
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White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.
“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”
by Irma. March 1, 2018
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Cameron's Children

Cameron is very sporty and also he is married to the deputy prinicble of a school, he alway says "i suffed the cold winter melbourne nights" and also "#ALF is life". he is the DILFenator and nobody can be better. he looks like brad pitt and he most likely has dentures.
person 1: omg look at cameron's childrens legs while he kicks that ALF ball
Perosn 2: OMG THEY ARE SO MUSCLY
person 2: yeah but they are the size of my thumb
by jericc is my son September 22, 2022
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Children

Stupid little shits who don't know how to sit down for five minutes
I don't want any children
by anonymous May 6, 2022
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Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.
"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"
by ash da legend October 6, 2023
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