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American hypocrisy

American hypocrisy is when an American makes memes/jokes mocking other nations on their events, but get offended when someone busts a joke about two towers that played Jenga.
Karen: Ever notice there are no fat men in Japan? That’s because last time there was a Fat Man it killed 80,000 people.

Eric: What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Karen: THAT’S NOT FUNNY. 9/11 WAS A TRUE AMERICAN TRAGEDY AND ATTACK ON OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!

Eric: smh you cannot make jokes about others without being able to take one. THIS is American hypocrisy at its finest.
by TapiocaPuddin’ September 10, 2022
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American Beauty

An American Beauty is when a blatantly racist and homophobic co worker who also happens to be a closeted homosexual is really angry about there lot in life. Then one day they drunkenly make a pass at a straight co worker and get rejected. Things turn dark quickly when the racist hillbilly shoots up his work place the next day.
Did you hear about Harry? He got rejected by Sam and pulled an American Beauty the next day.
by GoPhuckYourSelf69 August 27, 2018
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American wings

In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
by CycleBreak December 17, 2021
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McAll-American

an amazing blend of flavors. McDouble cheeseburger with one McDonald's apple pie sandwiched in between the burger patties. Invented by Tim on October 15, 2010.
Wow, this McAll-American sure is tasty. I am so full of American pride right now.
by America F-yeah October 17, 2010
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American goulash

My nephew can't cook to save his life, but even he knows how to make American goulash.
by BornBlitzed November 21, 2011
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American TikTokers

People well known for not following COVID-19 guidelines. People who believe that if they have a blue tick next to their username that it means they are immune to COVID-19. They tend to hang around in large groups, party and lots more. They also tend to not wear masks or social distance, yk... considering they are all from different households unless they are sharing a house. (hype house *ahem*) Anyway, THEY ALSO LIKE TO VAPE UNDERAGED!!
Person: I am gonna join TikTok!
Person2: Please don't turn out to be like those American TikTokers...
Person: Why not?
Person2: Read the above :/
by Pog2024 January 27, 2021
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American Politics

An absolute shitshow where other peoples opinions are spat on and fake news and media spread like wildfire; where bad stereotypes and riots and bullshit about helping the lower class or what not. It's like no one cares about each other here if you just think differently, why can't we all just get along and discuss things in peace without shaming the opposition? When can we stop lying to people about other parties and just let them decide? Anyways don't engage in it or publicly speak about it or else you'll probably get screamed at by a hillbilly or a Karen. Or maybe its just stereotypes and you might get in a peaceful chat with a stranger about each others ideologies? Eh, who am I kidding, this is The United States ffs no one cares about each other but themselves.
American Politics is the definition of cancer and the politicians don't give a shit and just force feed us lies
by Veteran Bandit February 1, 2021
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