I don´t have a crystal ball

Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag June 28, 2010
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Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8s
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 09, 2020
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Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021
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Crystal cruise

When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect
We went on a Crystal cruise last night and we're so spun but snagged some bikes.
by Mr. Murk September 09, 2021
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crystal mckay

Crystal Mckay is a wonderful woman who loves to help but she can be lazy at some times.
Is that Crystal Mckay? She really beautiful and caring!
by Rose_dragon June 10, 2021
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