Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
by rperazag July 1, 2010
Get the I don´t have a crystal ballmug. Ok so this is a stick one still bc there are some neeky yutes in this skl called Bilal. Like bro when someome takes your money your worried about losing the wrong pounds. Lose some weight
by Harris Academy Palace Yr 8 December 9, 2020
Get the Harris Academy Crystal Palace yr 8smug. Logan: Do do you want to date jack?
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019
Get the Crystal Queermug. An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people
by Smashed eggs October 18, 2008
Get the Crystal Vmug. A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the Crystal and The Bearmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
Get the Ana Rodriguez, Bler <sweden>, Crystal Laureanomug. by Weezerfan_830)4 February 12, 2022
Get the Charlie crystalmug.