Steaming Klingon

A sex act that is performed by:

First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.

That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.

by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006

steaming pile of cock

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.

I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.

by Da Sak September 8, 2006

screaming bitch

The female places the testicles in her mouth and sucks 'em until he screams. Then you give him a titty twister, smack him in the face and call him a bitch.

After Gael gave me a donkey punch i retaliated with a screaming bitch.

by ima mooseknuckle December 14, 2008

screaming segul

When a man is having sex with a woman on the beach (perferable while wearing a condom)pulls his dick out dips it into the sand and puts it back in. This makes the woman scream like a segul.

"Yo Jeff im guna go fuck this girl a little ways down the beach, listen carefully because im guna give her a screaming segul."

by Richard F December 24, 2007

screaming daisies

v, professing your love to someone.

I've been screaming daisies at her for 3 months, but she still won't go out with me.

by Belmont666 June 15, 2009

streamling

A person who is currently watching a live stream (specifically of video games), referred to as such generally by the streamers.

www.livestream.com/JediDwag

There are 90 streamlings watching us live right now.

by Constable Buttersworth November 7, 2010

Car Screaming

The act of riding about in a car with two or more people, rolling down the window, and screaming at innocent bystanders as you drive by. The screaming is not profane or offensive, as someone could beat you up. To add more fun, car screaming could be done while wearing frightening masks or flamboyant garments.

Hey man, let's go car screaming, but this time, lets not get pulled over by a bodybuilder and beaten up.

by theGeneticist August 25, 2010