Viper Story

When someone is telling a story and exaggerates things to epic proportions in order to look cool

Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.

by Thatguyyoureallyhate May 3, 2016

story t7

“Jose , you showed up.” glados said looking at the hispanic man. “You bet you wet bot butt i did.” jose said with his beautiful mustache blowing in the wind (almost as the wind was blowing him). “Umhh. “ glados activated her built in vibrator, “ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ” with a little “uggggg!!!!?!!” booming out of her high quality speakers. Jose got very aroused seeing the vibrator buzz. He slapped glados’s butt and starting to strip ‘er down. But then from hearing, “strip er’ down” dan the tv man blasted through the wall wearing nothing but boxers he screamed “GET ER’ DONE!!!” he ran over to the glados widely open shaft and he shoved his 9 feet penis in it. Jose began to cry, his penis was only 1/999 inches, he thought that glados would reject him after seeing a 9 foot penis. But he still got very aroused from hearing glados’s open moans from dans penis.

“Dang dan, you and jose you know how to hump an artificial intelligence, but I have the world's greatest penis” said batman as he came through the window with a tight 9 pack. “Wow” the whole group said as they gazed at the perfect penis, it even throbbed in a way that was probably not even possible. Jose and dan looked at it and looked at each other while thinking “is being gay a bad thing?” (and yes it is, pure judgement here)

THE END

end of story t7

by nubby gubby June 10, 2018

Whore Stories

Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.

James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

Cosby Story

A Cosby story.
A story so bad it almost instantaneously sends you to sleep, like going on a date with Bill Cosby.

"So, it all started when my father, a pediatric nurse, saw the baby and decided to keep it, and that's m-"
"Aye my nigga, this shit so boring you could call it a Cosby Story"

by IlliterateAussie A.K.A. Aussie October 5, 2018

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Whorigin Story

The inception of a man or woman's promiscuous habits.

"Have you always been such a womanizer?"

"Oh, no. You should have seen me in high school. I never even kissed a girl. And then, one day, everything changed..."

"Interesting. I'd love to hear your whorigin story."

by Little Walnut August 25, 2018