Stationgasm

The rush of pleasure you feel when you're looking at stationery.

OMG, looking at this stationery is giving me a stationgasm.

by gooboolou September 17, 2016

statistic child

A kid whose sole purpose in life is to be a statistic.
Mostly kids with mental health problems, or diseases.
These kids are usually not loved by their family.

Todd is a suicidal transguy. He's already a statistic child, since nobody really loves him... hopefully he'll overcome that.

by Tim Smokes March 16, 2018

Staticautophilia

The characteristic of being sexually attracted to being stuck in traffic

My homie moved down to LA because he has a bad case of staticautophilia and the 101 gets him going every time.

by Eljacko December 22, 2018

Static electrikitty

The tension discharge from rubbing two cats together quite the same as rubbing a balloon on your hair or shuffling your feet on the floor with no shoes.

Jon got tired of the cats rubbing the hair off of his ankles doing figure eights between his feet for some food. He picked them both up, a d rubbed them together, and was shocked by the static electrikitty discharge of cats that are way too close.

by Russ and Trees January 31, 2019

Station Break

A term used to bang a female in a gas station bathroom

Person:hey hold on a second bro, I got to take a station break with this hot chick
Person on phone: OK see ya later

by honeybadger69420 August 31, 2019

statikstackz

A nigga all about making money 💰

He can lose it’s all and still find a way to make it back

Damn that nigga statikstackz really out here doin his thang !!

by Statikstackz September 25, 2019

Static The Fox

Static The Fox is a hero in the Discord server, HelloBurpGames. He was there when you were down, he always cared for you. All he wanted was for his friends to be happy, and he made them happy. We'll miss you Static.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Static The Fox?

Person 2: Yeah, that sucks.

by AssRipper2000 October 17, 2020