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stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚
male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend
by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020
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hey brody, if your looking for me i have some hints,

i go to your school
i have a dog
i have blue eyes
i’m 14

(pretty bad hints i know)

you probably have no idea who i am
by Funky.Chunky.Monkey. November 29, 2020
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A stalker is a stupid asshole who doesn't want too leave someone alone and does everything to stay in contact with them. For this they even threaten their victims so that they can't block them on snapchat and instagram. They create like 20 fake accounts to follow their victim and his or her friends to see their target person in one of their pictures maybe. They always want their victims feel better but if the victim wants no more contact to feel better they dont accept this and keep annoying them everyday with attempts to start a conversation.
Stalker: Hi how are you?
Victim: can you please leave me alone. I want no contact anymore with you!
Stalker: i am sorry that I annoy you I will make amends but can we just stay friends pls?
Victim: One more chat from you and I will block you
Stalker: you know what happens when you do so!
by stan246 August 29, 2019
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Stalker Lili

Stalker Lilli, sie ist überall,
Stalker Lilli, sie hat einen Knall.

Stalker Lilli, sie kann alles sehen,

Du versuchst ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen...

Lilli, das Mädchen aus der Schule,
Sie ist eine nette aber keine coole,
Lilli, wir mögen sie sehr,

Doch manchmal ist es schwer...

(Chorus)

In der Schule ist sie ganz nett,
Doch wenn sie schreibt ist sie fett..
Lilli, sie Schreibt uns Allen,

Sie tut uns kein gefallen...

(Chorus)
Girl 1: ugh she is so annoying and always texts me.

Girl 2: yeah she is such a stalker lili.
by IH TEAM February 11, 2018
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