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clean bed sheets

something you wont have after you have sex
“oh shit man what happened with ur clean bed sheets!?” “i had sex withh ur mom
by tartagliasjuicyballs March 27, 2022
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Yeet sheet music

You were bored and thought there was a song called yeet worth playing.
I searched yeet sheet music today, nothing came up.
by okboomer457293 November 5, 2020
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Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
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white sheet party

A regularly scheduled meeting for KKK members to induct new followers, discuss platform, and schedule events.
My black boyfriend asked how was the dinner (white sheet party) that I attended at my prejudice grandma home.
by CUDJ November 8, 2020
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pu sheet

by Nicholas0211 December 15, 2018
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pastor sheets

Chosing to lean towards sexual relations more than Church
Woah that sluts been seeing pastor sheets more than church lately
by notmyrealnameeeeeee September 21, 2016
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mac and sheet

When one person puts max and cheese in another person’s butthole, and then eats it out.
I heard Nick mac and sheeted Jess last night.
by DeanRylie June 29, 2020
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